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    While Elon Musk’s new venture, The Boring Company seems to be doing quite well for itself, it seems Musk has gone a little off his rocker. Yesterday he was publicly professing his love of floors, saying that he “loved floors,” “but not as much as tunnels.” That alone would be within the general realm of Musk’s eccentricity, but he just had to take it a couple steps further. Because of course, he did.

    He starts in sating they will never let you down. Which… is broadly true, provided you’re not walking on any rotting wood floors, I suppose. But I think you’re missing the point Elo-… oh boy…

    As you can see, he just keeps that ridiculous train rolling. “And I don’t care who knows it. Our love will never die… Because it’s off the wall.” Elon… are you dating a floor and a tunnel? Are you polyamorous with architecture and infrastructure? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS, MAN. Dude. If you’re not alright, you can tell us. We know you’re under a lot of stress. Being the world’s most badass entrepreneur is hard. We know. Just let us and let us help you, Elon! We only want to help!

    Nah, but for real. He’s not… wrong? I guess? Floors probably won’t let you down. And tunnels are pretty rad — they can do all kinds of things for the infrastructure of an area. And neither are on the wall. So if he wants to get weird about it on Twitter, that’s okay, I guess. Elon Musk does what he wants, and it’s always… well it’s always something.

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